lula-snape:

jennystars:

I slept with Harry Potter and I hated it.
WELL THAT WOULD BE A LIE!

I slept with Harry Potter whilst eating custard creams…?
First, Harry is a ho. Second, wtf is a custard cream??
I married Zac Efron because I was drunk… Yeah, there’s no other explanation.
i married Zac Efron and i hated it.
I slept with Simon Cowell because i was bored. (EWWWW DEFINITELY NOT!)

lula-snape:

jennystars:

I slept with Harry Potter and I hated it.

WELL THAT WOULD BE A LIE!

I slept with Harry Potter whilst eating custard creams…?

First, Harry is a ho. Second, wtf is a custard cream??

I married Zac Efron because I was drunk… Yeah, there’s no other explanation.

i married Zac Efron and i hated it.

I slept with Simon Cowell because i was bored. (EWWWW DEFINITELY NOT!)